The
Art Of Making Love
The Italian says, When I've a finisheda makina
da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently anda tickle the
back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy.
The
Frenchman replies, Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making
ze love with ze girlfriend, Ahh kiss all ze way down her body
and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wizz mah tongue and she
floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.
The Cajun says, Dat's nuttin buddy. When I finish doin my missus,
I gets out of bed, walks over to da window and wipes mah dick
on the curtains. She hits da fuckin' roof every time.
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