The
Amazing 462
A
traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees
a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing 462!"
Curious, he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets
blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There, spot lit in
the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing
next to it is a retired 462. The 462 suddenly unzips his
pants, whips out a huge organ, and smashes all three walnuts with
three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the
retired 462 is carried off on the shoulders of the envious crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visits the
same little town and he sees the same faded banner. This time,
instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. The 462 stands
before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts
in the same manner, as before. The crowd goes wild! Flabbergasted,
the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible," he tells the 462, "but I have
to know something. You're older now. Why switch from walnuts to
coconuts?"
"Well," says the 462, "My eyes aren't what they
used to be!"
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